antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

I don’t want to sleep but I also don’t want to be awake

supnoah:

like you can be an asshole to me if you do it in french

teencry:

how i comfort my friends:

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↖️ IS A LITTLE BITCH

datassium:

datassium:

datassium:

My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!

Her aim is gettin’ better!

Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

bitchbot:

this says it all

bitchbot:

this says it all

pop4ill:

Lmao real talk

pop4ill:

Lmao real talk

↖ Has nice dick

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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you're 16? I'm also 16! 16 inches deep in your mom. *chanting* *world star world star*
Anonymous

refreshes:

get out me mom!


Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.