Why doesn’t anyone call me as often as Simon does

Why doesn’t anyone call me as often as Simon does

fartsallgone:

religiousdad:

american apparel clothes are so bland and ugly

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molleficent:

my sexuality is girls all the time and boys if they’re famous, almost offensively beautiful and completely unattainable so i can attach all my impossible ideals to them and never have to have anything to do with them irl

arbors:

be sensitive and understanding and kind but always remember that u deserve the same 

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
— Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

psyducked:

it’s too early for porn on my dash

psyducked:

it’s too early for porn on my dash

every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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aruseyoubigdumbidiot:

fuckyeahtattoos:

Piccolo
By Yoe. Australia.

this might be the best tattoo of all time

aruseyoubigdumbidiot:

fuckyeahtattoos:

Piccolo

By Yoe. Australia.

this might be the best tattoo of all time

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

miranduh-cosgrove:

Can someone tattoo this on my ass

miranduh-cosgrove:

Can someone tattoo this on my ass