friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill
like you can be an asshole to me if you do it in french
how i comfort my friends:
My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!
Her aim is gettin’ better!
Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
this says it all
Lmao real talk
When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about
today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
get out me mom!